RMC: Part 3: Long Way From Home
Part 3: Long Way From Home
So there I am, laid over the back of the police car. A gun pointed at me and the demeanor of the little officer had went from suspicion to KILL!!! (or i thought so) Gina was layed out on the ground and Jim was laid on the other side of the car on the trunk too.
I can clearly remember my life up to that point flashing before me, I was dead and I just knew it. The officer steady told Gina and I if we moved one little bit he would not hesitate to shoot us, just because we were women, he did not give a damn! lol (there goes the trynna flirt my way outta that one!)
After all three of his suspects had been secured and he felt safe, he lined us up and sat us down on the ground up against the side of our car and put his gun back on his side while he radioed someone to come meet him there to transport female prisoners. PRISONERS *looks around* WHERE? OMFG he means ME!!! I am a ‘prisoner’ *cries*.
Well in what seemed to be an instant, A mini parade of flashing blue lights came flashing down the interstate and surrounded us like something out of a bank robbery in process movie you see on TV.
I can clearly remember that moment but the rest of the ride to the county Jailhouse was hazy. I know we were all 3 transported in different cars and when we got there we were booked and that took for ever. We were lined up against a wall, searched thoroughly again and then given these stinkin ass scratchy orange jumpsuits. Gina and I were escorted to a large storage room with a large female officer where we had to strip down to nothing and then they weren’t happy until we had been stripped of even our dignity by having to bend over and touch our toes while she shined a flash light on our asses and inspected it too fuckin close! Then we had to open our legs wide and squat down and cough 3 times while this bitch squats and shines a light on your pussy! I mean, KILL ME NOW! Any distinctive birthmarks , moles, tattoos were all photographed, and put in your file. Shoes were taken away and they gave us some buddy ass slip on shoes that were full of fungus I AM SURE!
Gina is a belligerent fucking idiot by now! I have to break it down to her right then and there, I am ALREADY in jail, what else can they do to me??? If you don’t shut the fuck up I WILL KILL YOU!
Well that was the last time i was able to see Jim, he was sent on back to the mens part of the Jail and put in the general population because he had a record of being on jail before, somethin simple DUI or somethin like that. Gina and I on the other hand were taken to the padded room for 2 days with nothing but a hole in the center of the GD floor about the size of a freakin grapefruit to piss in. Yes a hole! no toilet, a HOLE IN THE FLOOR! Toilet paper? Nope, I guess crazy folks have shown toilet paper to be a danger in the rubber room…………………….
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OMG omg that is brutal…… gun to your head don’t move or i’ll kill you….put in a cell with no toilet just a hole in the floor and no paper to wipe your ass that they’ve already shined a light up in. HOLY GITMO BATMAN….wow sloany WOW this is absolutely mind blowing and the fact that it really happens just heightens the drama of it……thanx for documenting what must have been a hellish experience and sharing it with us…….fascinating absolutely riveting !!
(0 points)Thanks for readin Mc, I am spending a good bit of time on the me in Jail part to show just how horrible it really was and to let you all know how fucked up scary it was and this was the point in my life where i KNEW this was not for me!
(388 points)Oprah would say it was a hella ‘light bulb moment’
I would say it taught my dope headed ass a lesson! lol
Wowsers sloan! that was just like mc said. .RIVETING! what a story, great awesome job at describing it. Im sure glad that the cops didnt get trigger happy and shoot someone. Im wondering what happened to Jim,, im glad you didnt get seriously hurt before you realized this life wasnt for you! I think you just telling these stories could possibly be helpful for someone who may be considering a life like that. Its very thoughtful of you to share with us Sloan.. lots of love to you babe! You are truly an amazing woman!
(802 points)Whoa big Bertha got flashlight happy. Gah. A hole in the padded room…where’d all that stuff go? Ack..
Good stuff shmoopy…keep it coming!
(0 points)it was a hole that was like a cut off, level with the floor, sewer pipe and it had some tiny bars over it! seriously! lol
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