itsachat Writers Ave

The title explains it all, but I want to remind you that these are REAL people that I am maybe or maybe not so glad to have known.

Blacked out limo tint on a mobile home……need I say more?

A shower head connected to the waterhose and hooked to a tree outback of the house to take showers in the summer time cuz its so hot inside.
I know a family, the mom and seven, YES,7 girls and all 7 of them had a tattoo before they were 10 yrs old and all 7 of them dip snuff and spit it everywhere.

I know a crazy redneck who has no legs and he goes crazy every couple of months , jumping in front of cars wanting to die, or steals some of his families car and the police can never get him to unlock the door unless they go buy him a Pepsi. They sit the Pepsi on the hood and let him see it and tell him how good an cold it is until he breaks and opens the door for the pepsi.

I know this guy named butterbean and ………OMG never mind! You don’t wanna even know how he got that name!

How about this one…….I know a crew of rednecks who decide to have big cookouts with beer and the works, so what do they do? They drag the sofa, love seat, chairs, coffee tables and all outside in the front yard. Even bring the big ole TV outside to watch the game!

I know this family who live up in the hills in an old house and the back room was built around this huge tree and he has a matress up in the top of it and he sleeps there!

Remember the guy who drank clorox to pass a drug test? Well I know this girl who brushes her teeth every morning and then rinses with clorox!!! o.O

there is an old woman who lives near town that wraps her entire ‘big hairdo’ up with a whole roll of toilet paper every night to keep her hair ‘fresh looking’………..never mind all the tp lint that is in her hair! lmaoo

OMG at the Jerry Springer worthy people I know! I will be posting one again soon and i hope it will be better than this one. I will think a while on it…………………….

One for the road?>>>>>>>>>

the majority of ‘campers’ and ’storm shelters’ here in the south are school buses! stripped and beds , ect added for the camper and buried in the ground for a storm shelter………….

        
        
        
        
        

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