Ashton Kutcher Twitter God
< *******THE LETTER*******>
Dear Mr. Ashton Kutcher,
Hi. My names Sandy and I was wondering if you would, could, or may want to help me out. I had this great idea today and it was mostly because my great friend Christie linked me to an article that showed your blog and video of when you won the 1 million twitter viewers contest against CNN. Good going btw. Anyways, I dont want to keep you long since you dont know me and all so I will just get to the point my idea.
Ever since I saw your Twitter CNN contest blog and your ideals that regular people can make their own media it got me to thinking. Since you like to punk people, I had this great idea where you could use itsachat.com (our site) to punk facebook.com (the mans site) and punk everyone in the world (or at least 1 million of your twitter twitchers) into thinking that itsachat.com is the new facebook.com!! What do you think? This would be the biggest, greatest punk of them all. This would make punking a celeb seem like chump change. This would plant you permanently into the Punk King throne of Ultra Supremity! You could do it Ashton, I know you could!
*crosses fingers* Thanks Ashton! You truly are the best!
Sincerely,
Lanfearinc
itsa logo
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Christie told me about Ashton and his little contest to win more Twitter followers than CNN and if I had known about it earlier I may have even joined Twitter just to become one and help him against his race, but alas he didn’t need my single lonely little fan following but that’s okay because it all gave me this great idea.
Ashton’s angle was that regular people (yah that’s right, this God is calling himself regular) can compete with main stream media and make their own media. It’s an awesome concept. It’s an ideal that I fully and truly support. It’s a fantastic ideal, and he proved this can be done simply through his challenge to CNN regarding the Twitter followers.
I thought about taking this one step further and challenging Ashton myself because I really am a “regular” person and if his concept really works, then it should work for me as well =) So I challenge Ashton to make me (meaning itsa to of course) media KNOWN. Further to that, I wrote up this letter to him and I will post it here. I could only find these snail mail addresses for Ashton..
Ashton Kutcher
c/o Untitled Entertainment
Attn: Stephanie Simon
8436 W. 3rd St. #650
Los Angeles, CA 90048
USA
Ashton Kutcher
c/o Endeavor Agency
9601 Wilshire Blvd., 3rd Fl.
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
USA
so I popped off a copy of the letter to those addresses. I suppose I will also join Twitter and find him there and see if there is a way to send him the letter that way as well. I’m hoping somehow, someway Ashton will get the opportunity to see this letter. This is the internets right?
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ok so just to say that it has been 6 weeks since i sent the letter and posted this blog and havnt heard a word from the ashton crew. didnt figure i would lol but you know, you never can tell. i did join twitter and cherped at him once but im sure he didnt get the cherp because he probably gets thousands of cherps from freaks all over the place and surely doesnt have time to read them all. the cherp was just a link to this blog asking him to read it, but maybe I should have said something about it being a request for him. Gah! now i think of it lol. anyways. Just thought I would update what happened with this and say that I retract my statement. if ashton were a twitter god then he surely would be able to read all his twitters.
(1057 points)Lan out.
ashton kutchers head is too big to come here lanny. Ashton Kutchers head so big Demi has to deflate that big ass water head. His head is too big to surf outside of myspace or facebook.
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