itsachat Writers Ave

Redditors are upvoting and downvoting on the computers when arch nemesis digg appears, digg even tries to stop reddit with an ak-47! digg vs reddit

Wire, oh what a place that is. Douchebaggery can be found at ever corner. Seems half of the people are horny all the time. Can’t they find someone close by ffs. Then some of the mods are ridiculous. Also I think they can use a major upgrade so they can get rid of probably 80% of the people there because they are just full of bull. Don’t get me wrong I love it here but man sometimes the drama is just too much for me. Thats why many of my friends have left wire. Some come back like I did, but then go back to deleting themselves again. Its just a shame that this has to continue to happen. Whatever happens will happen and the ones that are my friends I love yas haha <3 but the others you can go blow me because you really need to get real and stop being so idiotic. You can do better things then cybering or acting like an ass every two seconds. Myspace has been nothing but trouble. I found out a few months ago that someone stole my password. I was very disappointed. So then I thought in addition to Myspace's crappy music I have to be worried about m information being thrown about. I still like you Myspace, but I have found better places. Facebook was the best, but then they always have problems like they can't connect to Facebook chat. Then there are connection errors in their games. Well, ffs, I have had enough of the connection error stuff. So down with Facebook. Then Meebo is too simple and the guests cause problems that piss me off. Then there is Itsachat. It is a much better place. Fights happen less and douchebaggery is kept to a minimum. I love the people there. they are really nice and I made new friends. I have also found that there are advantages there such as being a VIP. Then there are games and blogs and other stuff that you can do. Its a place you can spend hours while still remaining level headed. there are no mods chasing you from room to room like a madman. There are no horny people trying to get your email or phone number. It is just the best place ever created. Ive gotten to know Sloan, Christie, Lan, Jamie, Raz, Adam, Fem, Mizz, Ash, Meg, and countless others. Is truly the place to be because nothing else can compare to this site. Its the best god damn site ever made and I get goosebumps everytime I log in to see who is on so I can talk to someone whether I am having a bad day or not. its a very special site for me and I log in it every single day as others do because its important to us because we arent strangers really we are all best friends for the most part. We have our tiffs and our differences but we alwas make up unlike sometimes in those other places. Its a truly special gift that I have found no where else. Sometimes a douche will come in and we just tolerate them, but its a safe place for the most part. I really love the cans there too.You DONT SEE THAT ANYWHERE ELSE. Why? Maybe cuz the other places just really really suck. I don't know really, but to make my point clear, itsachat is the fucking best. Peace out.

Ever have one of those babysitting gigs that you will NEVER forget? lol oh boy do I ever!……

As the day began it was a most HOT summer day and it was friday, yay! So despite i kept these twins from the tenth lair of hell all week, and my own son, ,y girlfriend had two kids too and we were all piled into my Dads big ole luxury/gas guzzler van to have seatbelts for all the wee angels(rolls eyes) because my girlfriend, Tara, was on a mission to get rid of her two kids for the weekend, so we strike out to the next town ,maybe 30 min away, to her aunts house.
Two women, five kids, big van…….already lookin like we were straight from redneck central! The air quits on us so down with the windows and not a scrunchie in sight both of our hair looked like a cave woman by the tme we got there. But we had the radio up and sang along with the kids on oour way up there and was having a grand ole time. Stopped by a little gas station and refueld, got all the kids some drinks and snacks and got back on the road. Just before getting to our destination we asked them all if we needed to stop for a bathroom break and it was universal. NOoooooooo!OK so we are good!
We arrive at Taras aunts house and we had previously decided only she and her two girls were getting out so it would be easier for her to leave them there and get out faster. It was afterall the weekend people!
I’m sitting in my van with my son and the twins. It is sweltering hot and they are becoming whiney and wanting to go now.I try my best to calm them and underneath i am thinkin come the hell on Tara!!
I reach to turn the radio on and i get the hint of a fowl smell in the air……
I thought and said, “Jordy…….Have you lost your manners son?” He was like , “no mama i didn’t fart!” lol
The other two still sat silent ( the same age as him btw)
a second later the smell seemed to be stronger! I turned around in my seat and asked Jordan if he needed to use the restroom. He had this priceless confused look on his face as he was looking in the very back seat where Lana was seated. He said “No mam, but your sure not gonna like this…………..”
I knew this was bad, i could feel it in my bones! As i turned to see exactly what he seen, the most god awful pungent smell seemed to attack my face like a fucking wild killer octopus wrapped around my head trying to choke me!
Lana had taken herself a big nice wicked shit in her panties and I’m guessing she wanted to hide it so she dug it out with her hands and was putting it in the drink holders and even dispensed some into her brothers pockets! Must have ben a hard job because there was evidence that she wiped her brow a time or two also.I was so freaked tha fuck out!
The smell would gag a maggot on a gut wagon i tell ya!
The entire couh and back of the van was just fucking shit painted! I’m gagging hanging my head out the window, Jordan is puking everywhere, Lana and her twin brother are gagging. I’m blowin the horn for Tara, she opens the door and instantly says FUCK and drops to her knees to puke! (and we are 30 fuckin good minutes from home!)
as if that isn’t bad enough, now she says we have to run up town to KFC for her aunt and the kids and we needed to bring some back home too cuz my cousin had called!! lol kill me now!
I have never been so shamed before in my life! When we pull in…..unfuckingbelievable! drive thru only, remodeling inside!OKAYyyyyy you asked for it! I order and then pull up to the window smiling. I know these people smelled nothin but shit when they opened their little window and the air caught it lol. They thought i shit myself some kinda bad hahaha, but they continued to smile.
All the way home i wanted to take her to a carwash i swear. i covered her with a blanket and dared her to move between gagging and giggling, Tara convinced me to let her live, but it was defo the hose for the girl when we got home!
and the end of me liking other peoples kids! lol

Here’s a little redneck christmas carol we like to sing as we gather the family together in the kitchen around the christmas tree ………some years we even let uncle raz out of the garage for a while until he starts howling and trying to hump the dogs….

ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CRACKMETH MY REDNECK GAVE TO ME

12 cops a reyus gigging
11 cats a flying
10 outhouses stinking
9 cucumbers cumming
8 cousins humping
7 tattooed girls a snuffing
6 toilet paper wrapped hairdos
5 golden teeth
4 families living in buses
3 honey buns
2 wilson sisters
and a coke can to hang on the christmas treeeeeee

Christie watched this scary redneck santa dad ruins christmas video and told me that it made her think about what christmas with raz must be like lol. here’s the video…

I assured her that Raz probably didnt have a christmas like that one and then told her that I would write her a little story about what his christmas was probably really like. Not that she even wonders about you Raz, so dont even go there.

Christmas with Raz and Tina…

There was first some controversy about whether or not to spare a glass of milk for Santa. Tina wanted to leave him a glass of milk with the 10 cookies on the plate, while Raz didnt want to leave SAnta any milk because, Razzes logic was if Alex cant get milk in the middle of the night then why should some fat man in a red suit get a glass?

They decided to fight it out on Wow and Raz beat tina with 10 dragons and 2 super ball power chains ( i know nothing of wow so i will be totally making up the wow parts)

Santa didnt get any milk, and tina ate all 10 cookies so he didnt land up getting any cookies either.

When young alex woke up, raz and tina were asleep at their computers as usual, and he nudged them awake and was excited to see the one present santa had brought for him. Santa had brought Alex a 1 year subscription to WOW! He was still too young to understand what that meant but tina gave him a glass of milk and he was overwhelmed with the spirit of Christmas.

Even though raz and tina said they wouldnt exchange gifts, tina did land up giving raz a psychodelic blinking strobe light and raz gave tina a free one night trial pass to the local fitness center.

Once present opening was over with, Tina went back to Wow and Raz took his turn with watching alex. THey drank milk together and Alex watched raz while he searched the hot or not website photo galleries on wire.

The whole day was spent that way. RAz on Photos and Tina on Wow, and alex staring at his 1 year subscription to WOW. No one in either of their families remembered to call them because they just didnt remember is all. Tina didnt cook them a nice home cooked christmas dinner because she doesnt know how to cook so they just ate what they usually eat – something frozen that you can just heat up.

There was no yelling, nor arguing, no accusations, no threats of violence, no slamming of doors, or smashing of items and no misplacing of someone else’s medication, it was a peaceful quite wonderful christmas day at the raz and tina abode.

Nothing at all like the redneck santa family video!! LOL

Peace out Raz *laffs*

Had family over for xmas. We opened presents, me and my parents. Cleaned the house. Cooked. Had a delicious ham dinner with potatoes and fruit salad, etc. Then we opened more presents and had goodies. We played monopoly and scrabble. Later on I had a sandwich. Im a bad story teller. Bye.