Jan
31
2009
2

The Death Of Common Sense

An obituary printed in the London Times……..Interesting and sadly rather true:
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, common sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were lost in bureaucratic red tape. he will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.
Common sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but over bearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
Common sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun tan lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant an wanted to have an abortion.
Common sense lost the will to live as some churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common sense took a beating when you couldn’t defend from a burgler in your own home and the burgler could sue you for assault.
Common sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a large settlement.
Common sense was preceded in death by his parents, truth and trust his wife, discretion his daughter, responsibility his son. He is survived by his four stepbrothers; I know my rights, I want it now, someone else to blame, I’m a victim.
Not many attended the funeral because so few realized he was gone.
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Jan
30
2009
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Jan
28
2009
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Jordans lil poem for class

Jordan was given this line”somewhere over the rainbow” and told to be creative and write at least 5 lines……….this is what we came up with! lol

Somewhere over the rainbow is an enchanted land where drunk monkeys ride hot air balloons
way up in the air trying to catch a piece of the rainbow to make new crayons for the skittle tribe.
The skittle tribe is a tribe of small oompaloompa like people that create drawings with the enchanted crayons and they magically turn into skittles. So the drunk monkeys they do bribe to keep the tasting of the rainbow alive.

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Jan
28
2009
0

Politics according to Jordan……

Today Jordan comes home from the 4th grade and he says…..
“Mom………..? Do u know Mr. President Obama is just an idea stealer?”
i asked what in the world he is talking about and he says……….”We learned about Abe Lincoln today and HE is the one who made up the EMANCIPATION INAUGURATION! So Obama just sneaked his idea!!”
me:I think you got it mixed up there buddy.
him: No! I know he did it last week and made a big ole fuss about it! and nobody but me has figured this out yet!

Sloan

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Jan
26
2009
6

More Conversations with Jordan

While he is watching TV and not wanting to really stop paying attention to the movie:

him: Mama?……………
me: Yes?………….
him: Mamaa?…………
me: Yes Jordan?………..
him: MAMAAAAHH?……….
me: WHAT JORDAN??…….For the third time!
him: Uhh…….nevermind………..
me: What is it Jordan?
him: Shhh! Nothin, I am TRYING to hear this*point at TV*
me: *wants to kick his ass*
(HAPPENS ALL THE TIME!!!)

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Jan
23
2009
5

Two Parallel Lines

To stay true, he must not fight his essence,

Of course, in fear of losing his superiority.

To waggle and swerve for the undeserving presence,

Simply giving in to chaotic mediocrity.

Solid in form, undisturbed by distraction,

Precisely moving forth, on a destined path.

Without symmetry there could be no attraction,

Forced to run, like a forgotten bath.

Till one day, he saw adjacent,

A line so similar, could it be parallel?

Astonishment and amazement,

A sign from God, ringing bell!

He dashed to line, to transform

Tired of the lone path, he did run.

They would stay true not betraying form,

Two parallel lines, merge as one.

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