Aug
31
2008
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Halloween Pics – Originals by Lan

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itsachat.com halloween pics eddie

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Aug
28
2008
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this little fuzzy story

Once Upon an internet in a land as far as where your desk is located there was a fuzzy place where pixels went to play a game knows as literati. Two pixels, Lanfearinc and FroggyX liked to hang out in this fuzzy room – until their names were banned; then they went back as vampi and aux respectively. No one knew who they were. They had disguised themselves so well. Between the two of them, they observed quite a bit of happenings over the years. Pixels came and pixels went. Friends were made, and frenemies too. Lan made great friends with Scruffycat. McLovin, Hey_itsa_Sloan, EEE Wickedswife; Windrider and Rosetta_stone, just to name a few – but these ladies are special. Not in any kind of helmet way either. These are some of the true ladies of literati. Scruffy laughed with Lan when ass flew to England to meet Janet, and landed up meeting her husband as well. This was around the same time sarah claimed to have gotten her hymen back, and wench battled lan and froggy in her roll me over in the four leaf clover name. Lan made a clone name for her, lawnmower_over_the_four_leaf_clover and good times were had by all. Blazzy and berry quite contrary were from Ontario. Berry married and cool as hell, and blazzy, semi-cool, bitter and struggling to find a man. Still no luck (hehehehe). Kama and his mrs. Didi always can be counted on for some sort of drama. The whole softy and her extending kama her olive branch made for hours of laughter all on its own. Meanwhile, the fuzzy granny watched and played. Tilly is a top notch lit player, a player to reckon with, and the first fuzzy to ever give up her address to Lan and Froggy. Her boy needed a motherboard, and Frog had one to spare so it was sent to Tills. She doesn’t like lan and froggy very much (hehehehehe) and mostly has them on iggy. There was this penguin girl – ugh – she came around with rant (rant being the cock flying towards his face rant – that rant, that one and only rant *shivers*) and luckily for us, she was replaced with another Penguin. This was a boy penguin and he is a very nice penguin, other than the rumor that he is an egg hunter and demanded the fertile eggs of the buggens woman. Buggens is a nice lady.. does not serve her tea hot or cold, like teapot does but whatever she is serving, she is attracting the weirdos. Qryket (Dwayne Brackus) being the most major weirdest weirdo of them all. He tormented Bluey – I think she had her killer Dango get rid of it and the dango killed the idjut. Bluey’s pet dango saved the day once again. The fuzzy room influences its pixels; When wickee met literatis most wanted, her 3 kids were present and still ask, where is ratty mommy? Mrs. (first name) Suzanne (last name) Burns is always a favorite in fuzzy. You can tell she and Dan are very good friends and even when lan teases them, spades and Suz never hold a grudge. Awesome people both of them. Hg (bluey’s dango) dated Red for what seemed like years, although she had great pics, hg never did get a chance to see her live.. or on webcam. Finally sick of her bullcrap he broke it off and that is when red began text stalking him. Hg did get to meet for real another fuzzy by the name of aussie_blonde. He was happy to meet aussie.. ALL of her *winks* Wowsahsssssssssss. Brainiac and Readman pretended they were not cybering – but we all knew they were. Next thing you know, Brain comes in and she’s pregnant. Not e-pregnant but preggo for real. She had that maniac Read attend to her trailer and inseminate her. 10 months later.. she popped out a beautiful baby girl. Last we heard Read was still promising to move from his state to be with her. Go Brain go!! (she’s a real trooper). Fuzzy saw the day of the goats come and its kind of still there at the time of this writing, however, since the goats now refer to themselves as goats *proudly* it has taken all the fun out of it. The goats came from poetry and they brought gabby the cloner and dana the dirty mirror lady with them. They brought a debil with them and poor nate has a secret crush on it. Swede also came along, but since he’s been married for over 50 years, he never was considered a goat. Besides, swede is a more real pixel. Since there are levels of pixelization as we like to say. Nutty the galloping ass grabbing farting chick was something that was never seen in fuzzy before. Can you say freaken Weird? Or can you say freaken Fake? Both describe this one. She landed up going completely Nemo; and stands by her Nemo-ness to this day. Nutty watched as hatchet did the carrot screwing show for rex. Both hatchet and rex have since disappeared, and who would blame them? No one eats carrots in fuzzy anymore. Lan and froggy saw all the tourists coming and going in fuzzy and built a city called itsachat just in case anyone needed somewhere else to go and that is where digital_twelve lives…..

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Aug
24
2008
2

today. aug,24 th…..in my head

one more month =) then it starts dun dun daaaa =) start to save the mula!!!….well my plans to travel are still in tacked but everyone saying that its to crazy out there +s hmm i wonder if something could happen well obviously i know that something CAN happen but do i believe that it will happen??? to me, i know i got good head on my shoulders and that i wont be there to get drunk and ect. butttt im going for a learning experience and ways to check out the other magick’s in this world in the different areas and different teachings.. im anticipating the day i leave jan 30th 2010 is a little far away! but you got to work to get what you want! its a very good theory i have that if you want something done you need to do it for your self!!! and it will in fact take work but if you dont work for anything and just get everything handed to you, you wont be able to appreciate the greater things in life and what you accomplished when you work for things! its a way better feeling, i believe inside. yes, your probably thinking, wow i think to muchh into things but i do i always analyze and understand every situation that come about my way! it helps me understand the old scientific fact that every action has a reaction. i also like to think very postive about lifes challenges, whats the point in being mad or angry at something that already happened and is in the past, so whatever happens in the past keep it there, you learn from your experiences not dwell on them! it just keeps you stuck in that moment in time when that situation happened! and yes also i can relate to all you people out there thinking that “what if someone dies” well to me i believe that everyone has there time to go and everyone has something to learn on this earth and the one MAIN question to be answered and we keep getting sent back till we understand and can really relate to this one question! it always helps me get over the passing of a loved one or someone whome was really dear to me! well this was my entry today =) good night

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Aug
23
2008
1

this story of pepsi

once upon a time there was a girl named Pepsi. Pepsi was happily in love with chips and although they teamed up together against all odds – their love held true for over 5 happy eons. Pepsi and chips liked to go to the club and there they would play with their friends and generally have a good time. Sometimes Pepsi was at the club by herself, and sometimes chips went there alone. but alone or apart, they were always together.

a new club member joined. pepsi befriended her simply because the new club member, stumpy was her name, came to the club with baggage from another club. Pepsi didnt listen to any of the baggage stories and she opened her heart to the stump and looked upon the stump with no judgement. HOwever, Pepsi began to see that the stump was manipulative and also very selfish and self-absorbed. Pepsi began to see that the stump joined the club because she was attention starved and despite the stumps not to honest intentions, felt sorry for her still.

chips started talking to the stump, and although this slightly bothered Pepsi, she didn’t say anything because she loved and trusted chips and believed that he would not be fooled by the stump. Pepsi’s friends, 7-up and Mountain Dew called pepsi at home and said.. OMG Pepsi.. did chips break up with you? what is going on with him and stump? They are flirting like mad at the club, and it is totally disrespecting you. Pepsi was perplexed. huh? She approached Chips and asked him if he could stop flirting with Stump because the membership was talking. Chips said they need to mind their own business and that he would talk to whoever he wanted to. so Pepsi wrote to Stump to ask if she would kindly back off – stumps reply? Laughter. Stump then went on to start to make fun of pepsi saying she was insanely jealous and even went as far as to write a letter. pepsi was distraught. pepsi didnt know what to do so she did what she does best, and she joined in the game. She told off stump and ended any friendship that may have been forming. Pepsi knew stump for exactly what she was now. Stump didnt care, she had so much confection lined up for attention she was in her glory. Pepsi laughed and made some cartoon drawings of stumps actions. While she made the drawings, chips watched and laughed and assured Pepsi they were quite funny.

chips goes back to the club, and some of the members there told him that pepsi was not being nice and that the drawings pepsi made were mean and nasty. Chips pretended that he knew nothing of them and promptly told them he would destroy the drawings…. and without even a mention to Pepsi that is exactly what he did.

that is when Pepsi got the message that she would be needing a new distributor… to be continued.

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Aug
21
2008
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froggy fishes at night

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Aug
21
2008
0

Nite Fishing

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