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kenny01: the bartender....................Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy'. 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year' said the shrink 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears'. 'How much do you charge?' Eighty dollars per visit' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck'. 'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said "And how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now' It's always better to get a second opinion.
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