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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, with a warning from the Mother Superior not to get even a drop of paint on their habits, which are costly to replace.

After conferring about this, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked.


In the middle of the project, there's a knock at the door.'Who is it?' calls one of the nuns.

'Blind man,' replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, both deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room. They open the door.

'Nice boobs,' says the man. 'Where do you want the blinds?'
kenny01: Thoughts on Sex

'There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.' Lynn Lavner

'Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.' Camille Paglia

'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.' Sharon Stone

'Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.' Tiger Woods

'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.' Jack Nicholson

'Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.' Robin Williams

'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place' Billy Crystal

'According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.' Robert De Niro

'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?'Dustin Hoffman

'There's very little sex advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !'Jerry Seinfeld

'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.' Robin Williams

'it's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.'Joan Rivers

'Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.' Steve Martin

'You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for later in life.' Elmo Phillips

'Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.' Oscar Wilde

'It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.' George Burns
kenny01: THE SIX BEST doctors IN THE WORLD!!!

As we grow older, and hence wiser, we slowly realize that wearing a $300. or $30.00 watch, they both tell the same time...

Whether we carry a $300 or $30.00 wallet/handbag, the amount of money inside
is the same;

Whether we drink a bottle of $30 or $3.00 wine, the effect is the same;

Whether the house we live in is 300 or 3000 sq.ft. the loneliness is the same. Hopefully, one day you will realize, your true inner
happiness does not come-from the material things of this world.

Whether you fly first or economy class, if the plane goes down, you go down with it...

Therefore..I hope you realize, when you have mates, buddies and old friends, brothers and sisters, who you chat with, laugh with,
talk with, have sing songs with, talk about north-south-east-west or heaven & earth, .... That is true happiness!!

Five Undeniable Facts of Life :

1. Don't educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not
the price

2. Best awarded words in London ...'Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food'

3. The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up they will find one reason to hold

4. There is a big difference between a human being and being human. Only a few really understand it.

5. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die. In between, you have to manage...!

If you just want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone..! But if you want to Walk Far, Walk Together..!!

Six Best Doctors in the World

1. Sunlight
2. Rest
3. Exercise
4. Diet
5. Self Confidence
6 . Friends

Maintain them in all stages of Life and enjoy healthy life.