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kenny01: deaf sex...............................
Two deaf people get married and during the first week of marriage they find that they are unable to communicate
in the bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other signing, or read lips. After several nights of fumbling around
and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution. She writes a note to her husband: 'Honey, Why don't we agree on some simple signals?
For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time.
If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times. The husband thinks this is a great idea.
He writes back to his wife that if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his penis one time.
If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis two hundred and fifty times.
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kenny01: fishing boat......................................A good ole Saskatchewan boy won a fishing boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, 'What the heck you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 75 miles of here.'

He says, 'I won it and I'm a gonna keep it.'

His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees the wife and asks where his brother is. She says,'He's out there in his fishing boat', pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a fishing boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field of flax in full bloom. He yells out to him, 'What the heck are you doing?'

His brother replies 'I'm fishin. What the heck does it look like I'm a doing?'

His brother yells back,'It's guys like you that give people from Saskatchewan a bad name, making everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ass.'
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kenny01: North Dakota Bank
Robbery

A hooded robber burst
into a North Dakota bank and forced the tellers to load a
sack full of cash.
On his way out the
door, a brave North Dakota customer grabbed the hood and
pulled it off,
revealing the
robber's face. The robber shot the customer without a
moments
hesitation.
He then looked around
the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight
at him.
The robber instantly
shot him also.

Everyone in the bank,
by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in
silence.
The robber yelled,
'Well, did anyone else see my face?' There are a few
moments of utter
silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.

Then, one old
Norwegian named Ole from North Dakota tentatively raised
his hand and said,
'My wife got a
pretty good look at you.'
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