1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that
the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a
hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of
mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken,
Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but
will grab whatever is available.
5 A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than
the men who mention it.